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RT @anxiaoyu: 转：@星岛环球网 转：@不在路上 香港科大内地招生 面试题为《谈对绿坝的看法》，凡事答案含有”操他妈”者一律予以录取。

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The interview of Hong Kong University of Science and Thchnology (HKSTU) in China mailand is Talk about Green dam.If the answer of students including “Motherfucker”, that guy will be erolled.

Ofcousre, the HKSTU’s interview in China mailand, it is about the green dam.And the comments after the news, the netizens said, it’s too difficlut to answer cause the education system of China mailand. Some guys said, it was a good question. And instead of the Peking University’s interview, the question named: what reson do you think about The Rise Of The Great Nations in China （中国的大国崛起）.

You know, China mainland is a place which fullfill fantasy and maricles. And the internet in China is the last free world of Chinese netizen. For many reasons, netizen in China have to creat some new words to conclude many things which are more and more absurd.

For example, the 3 most dangerous weapons in history.  And the first is ： 俯卧撑。 In Wengan Case, netizen pick 俯卧撑 from the official report which  power by Guizhou Police Department. As the report said, Li Shufen was killed by 俯卧撑( after she do 3 push up in the birgde, she die in the river ). From that on, 俯卧撑 was used in many ways. It just like a dangerous weapon.  netizen write it in their IM signture : the newest weapon:俯卧撑。And sometime, it was used like: Do Not doing 3 俯卧撑 in Midnight, or you will die abnormly.

The second weapon is:打酱油。It was born in the Sex Photos Gate which happen in Hongkong. It is a kiding word. when a citizen was interview about the photos in Guangzhou, he said, it is no concered of mine about the fucking sex photos. And from that on, many people used 打酱油 as comments in many post and news. It means, No Comments or I Can Not any about it.

What about 躲猫猫？Yeap, it is really a dangerous weapon. It was born in Yunnan Province. One man die in the police station, and he was injurned badly before he die. And the Great Fucking Police Station Claim, that guy die in the hide-and-seek game in Police station. So that 躲猫猫 became new dangerous weapon in China. When it was born, the media said, how  great the imagination is. People can die in Hide-and-Seek game,  and what things can not kill people?

These are 3 most dangerous weapon in the Chinese History, so , what’s your comments?

update:How Control 2.0 found its poster boy in Yunnan

At the first house a woman complained, "I’ve been a little sick to my stomach."

The older doctor said, "Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why don’t you cut back on the amount you’ve been eating and see if that does the trick?"

As they left the younger man said, "You didn’t even examine that woman. How’d you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"

"I didn’t have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."

"Hmmm," the younger doctor said, "Pretty clever. I think I’ll try that at the next house."

Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She complained that she just didn’t have the energy she once did. "I’m feeling terribly run down lately."

"You’ve probably been doing too much extra work for the church." the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."

As they left, the elder doctor said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?"

"Well, just like you did at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."

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Dear Andy: How have you been? Your mother and I are fine. We miss you. Please sign off your computer and come downstairs for something to eat. Love, Dad.

My name was David, but that shoulded old fashioned. So I shortened it to DVD!

Your baby is developing very nicely. Would you like to send him an e-mail?

Hello, Bob? It’s your father again. I have another quetion about my new computer. Can I tape a movie from cable TV then fax it from my VCR to my CD-ROM then e-mail it to my brother’s celluar phone so he can make a copy on his neighbor’s camcorder?

I want my husband to pay more attention to me. Got any perfume that smells like a computer?

Sorry about the order. I have all my passwords tattooed between my toes.

You said I should spend more time with our children, so I turn their faces into icons.

My husband passed away eight months ago, but we still keep in touch. His e-mail address is WalterZ@Heaven.com

The computer says I need to upgrade my brain to be compatible with its new software.

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The singer named XueCun write a song : Tao Ge(President Hu) I love you.

It was very ……..

the lyric below(Thanks Google Translate tool )

In the year of 2007, the 17th National Congress of the communist party was held.
President Hu described China’s brand new future to the whole world.Since then, the Chinese people’s life began to change.

宽敞的街，明亮的灯，

Street spacious, bright lights,

我们的心全照亮了；

All our heart were in the shine;

每一个瞬间，每一种体验，

Every moment, every experence.

感觉总是新的。

We always feel new.

你累吗？这一切被你变了；

Are you tired, and you change all.

你在吗？能不能听见我说的话。

what are you doing, and can you listening?

涛哥我爱你，我爱你，我爱你，

Taoge I love you, I love you…..

都说你就是一个奇迹。

They all said you are miracle.

想帮你刷刷碗做做饭擦擦地，

I’d love to help you wipeing ,washing or cooking

只要你说你愿意，我们都愿意。

If you want, all we’d love to.

涛哥我爱你。

Taoge I love you.

涛哥我爱你，我爱你，我爱你，

Taoge I love you, I love you.

都说你可以创造奇迹。

They said you’d done something miracle.

想帮你解解乏揉揉太阳穴，

I wanna make you least tired and kneading your tempe

只要你说你愿意，我们都愿意。

If you just wanna it, we’d love to it.

大家都爱你.

Cause all we love you.

　　So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China .

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
　　"$10，000 per call"。

The American，being intrigued，asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10，000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Japan……

There，at a very large cathedral，he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10，000

He Could talk to God.

"O.K.，thank you，"said the American. He then traveled to Pakistan，Srilanka，Russia，Germany and France……

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same"$10，000 Per call"sign under it.

The American，upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone.

He arrived in India，and again，in the first church he entered，there Was the same golden telephone，but thi s time the sign under it read

"One Rupee per call."

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.

"Father，I’ve traveled all over World and I’ve seen this same golden Telephone in many churches.

I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven，But in the US the price was $10，000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here？

Readers，

it is your turn……

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The priest smiled and answered，"You’re in India now，Son – it’s a Local Call"。

This is the only heaven on the Earth. KEEP SMILING

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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

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